my heroes: the siblings at target rn chanting "cheetos! cheetos!" at their mom.
— Kelsey Williams (@kelseywilliams4) January 4, 2016
God: Welcome to Heaven, my son. Every question you have ever had, I can answer. Tell me, what would you like to know?
Me: Did Adnan do it
— Josh Taylor (@dearfuturejosh) January 6, 2016
Watching a raccoon accidentally dissolve his candyfloss in a puddle has really put my troubles in perspective. https://t.co/fmoRaxTAlV
— Ryan Nelson (@RyanJohnNelson) January 4, 2016
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