Three Terrible Email Signatures

Sometimes I get really tickled by little things that probably aren't that funny. The other day I got an email from someone (someone who was doing a huge favor for me at work) and his automatic email signature was

Thank You,

Joe Shmo 

And that was so funny to me. Like he automatically thanks people for reading his emails even though he's just doing his freaking job. It's kind of like when you bump into someone and you should say "excuse me" but instead you say "sorry." And I thought it was funny, and I dreamed up a few email signatures that woule entertain me to no end. 

1. I'm so so sorry, Kirby Darden

2. Hopefully, Kirby Darden 

3. Please believe me, Kirby Darden